I need some Samoas Girl Scout Cookies ASAP

Forget chicken noodle for the soul, I need delicious cookies for my back! 😂

Please take pity on your humble servant and make it possible for about four to six boxes of medicinal Samoas cookies to magically appear in my possession. I am willing to pay “pre-hoarding” prices.

And as these are “medicinal” cookies, the calories won’t count. 😂

The end.