🐕‍🦺 ADOPT ME! LA is looking for a good home!

As the 2020 baseball season is ending, I thought now would be a good time to let you know that I am a free agent and looking to take offers to join a new club! I may not be a hotshot up and coming rookie but I am an experienced veteran that every home needs to win the big games. I'm versatile and willing to play anywhere you ask in the house. Need someone to play out in the yard? I've got you covered. Need someone to fill in a couch role? No problem, I'll keep the cushions warm for you while I work on different ball chewing grips. I want to be the star player on your team, so I do need a home with no children and no other animals.

If I sound like the perfect addition to your roster then please email jerom25@rocketmail.com to learn more about me and work out a long-term deal!