IT'S A HARD š„GUAC LIFE - Video of Food Fight at Chipotle Congress Heights
Yes, this is a damn shame and I hope the perpetrator is caught but Iām humanā¦and this is hilarious. You couldnāt make this up but chalk it up to pandemic stress. But real talk, we have to do better folks. Whatever the beef (or carnitas) it wasnāt that serious, letās not assault people over burritos. That said, I spent 10 minutes learning how to make a gif based on this video, youāre welcome. š
P.S. I was drawing a blank on possible headlines for this post so I asked some friends for some suggestions. These are what has come in so far. If you have a headline idea, please leave it in the comments and I will update the post.
Itās a Hard Guac Life in these here Chipotle Streets - My Mother
Order Up: Burrito bowl with a side of "these hands" - Millennial Marketing Professional
Real Food for Unreal Humans - Snarky Lawyer Type
When āChipā Hits the Fan - Ward 8 Community Leader
Black Beans Matter - Award-winning Journalist
Hard Guac Life - Award-winning Journalist
Tortilla Tango - Award-winning Journalist
Catch These Carnitas - Award-winning Journalist
Person of Interest in Simple Assault, 1500 b/o Alabama Ave, SE, on November 3, 2020
The Metropolitan Police Department seeks the public's assistance in identifying a person of interest in reference to a Simple Assault incident which occurred in the 1500 block of Alabama Avenue, SE, on Tuesday, November 3, 2020, at approximately 3:50 PM. The subject was captured by nearby surveillance cameras.
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