Dear Universe,

I just wanted to let you know that I really need something awesome and wonderful to happen to me ASAP. Like tears of joy happy. An infusion of excitement, optimism, and dare I say, "change" would go a long way right now.

I just thought I would throw that out there in case you were listening.

P.S. Teddy would really like some bacon.

P.P.S. Please send Nutella too (for me, not Teddy)

XOXO