TODAY IS 1.3.13 AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

Me: Fabulous Infant

It's official. I'm 36, single, childless and kitchen-less and if anyone implies that I am anything but fabulous they can jump into the Anacostia River. ;)

I'm going to spend this blessed occasion in the office (no surprise there) before heading to an undisclosed location for Happy Birthday hijinks (common sense dictates I keep my tipsy shenanigans on the down low and away from Instagram). Looking forward to a fun night with some close friends and buckets of margaritas.  Cute, single men with access to a working kitchen, an appreciation for Calvin & Hobbes books, and masked avengers are invited to DM me for time and directions. LOL!

P.S. Hugs & smooches to my beautiful "mummy" for bringing me into this world. She's the cat's pajamas and I have no idea what I would do without her. She is the sugar in my cool-aid.

Cuddles,

The Advoc8te

P.S. In lieu of flowers please send me diamonds, lots and lots of diamonds!

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