HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MUMMY!

Although you like to say you are "106 years old" you still look like my sister - my younger and better looking sister at that. :) Of all my many blessings I am most thankful to have such a wonderful, supportive and understanding "mummy" (you are just WAY too cool for the standard mommy moniker). You are my rock, my best friend and my role model. There are no words that could explain how important you are to me and to our family. We would literally fall to pieces without you. You are so the gas that keeps this machine running, the glue that keeps us together and the fries that make our Happy Meal complete. :)

You are absolutely priceless and I can never thank you enough for the million things you have done for me like walking me to school, staying up all night to sew my Halloween costumes and answering the phone in the middle of the night when I needed to hear that thing that only you could say that would make everything alright.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY AND MANY, MANY, MANY HAPPY RETURNS!

Loving you to bits!
-You Know Who

P.S. Because I am a total goofball your gift is just now going in the mail. Keep an eye out for it!